NHL Stadium Series

On February 23rd, 2019 the Pittsburgh Penguins will face off against the Philadelphia Flyers at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Who wants to go?

Concerts

Enjoy footage from some of the live shows we’ve recently attended…

Hiking

In March of 2015 three krumbs began an annual tradition of section hiking the Appalachian Trail starting at the Southern Terminus at Springer Mountain in Georgia heading north. We currently dedicate a week each year in late April-Mid-May to complete 5+ days on the trail, picking up where we left off the previous year.



Section Hike Itinerary, Gear and Info

Pallyisms


Pallyisms – The simple phrases, silly observations, and eternal wisdom from the crusty crab we know as ‘Pally’.

“‘Cause that’s the kinda guy I am.”

TAKING RISKS
“I didn’t come all this way to lay up.”

VIOLENCE
“No intellect.” [while shaking head in disapproval and tapping temple with pointer finger]
“Reach over here again and you’ll be comin’ back with a bloody stump!”

LUCK
“I can’t win for losing.”
“We’re sucking on the hind tit.”
“You could fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a dozen roses.”
“I wonder what the poor people are doing…”
“Ya know, you guys got it dicked!?!”
“You’re the luckiest guy.’

QUALITY CONTROL
“We ain’t building a watch.”
“A blind man would be happy to see that.”

WORK ETHIC
“Quit dickin’ around and get to work.”

FOOD
“An army travels on its stomach.”
“That’s got a good flavor”

ANYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HARM YOU
“Ahh, it won’t hurt ya!”

SHIT
“Happier than a pig in shit.”
“He’s so happy he doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind.”
“Now we’ll see where the bear shit in the woods.”
“The eagle shits on friday.”
“Feed the monkey and watch him shit.”

Fantasy Football

Links: Krumbs Fantasy Football League / NFL Survival Football League


KFFL History

KFFL Year Rank Team Owner Wins Losses Ties Pct Pts For Pt Rank Pts Agst Strk Moves Playoffs
I 2002 1 SuperTroopers Sandeep 11 3 0 0.786 2396 2 2046 W-2 25 Yes
  2002 2 blacula’s bums Graham 9 5 0 0.643 2224 4 2023 W-2 3 Yes
  2002 3 Sbmurks Dan 9 5 0 0.643 2174 6 2050 W-1 24 Yes
  2002 4 Grasshoppers Jamie 9 5 0 0.643 2314 3 2078 W-4 22 Yes
  2002 5 The Third Men N/A 8 6 0 0.571 1916 9 1945 L-1 7 Yes
  2002 6 Spike Corey 7 7 0 0.5 2400 1 2056 L-1 Yes
  2002 7 Retreads N/A 9 5 0 0.643 2178 5 1862 W-1 11 Yes
  2002 8 Sandstone Jason 9 5 0 0.643 1780 14 1903 L-3 18 Yes
  2002 9 hell’s children N/A 7 7 0 0.5 2162 7 2040 L-1 22 No
  2002 10 DaCrazyCanuck Jim 7 7 0 0.5 2088 8 2118 L-2 25 No
  2002 11 712 As N/A 6 8 0 0.429 1874 10 1898 L-1 12 No
  2002 12 Project Mayhem Shannon 5 9 0 0.357 1858 12 2030 L-1 16 No
  2002 13 BUC YOU!! N/A 5 9 0 0.357 1811 13 2116 W-1 6 No
  2002 14 The Demons Army James R. 4 10 0 0.286 1699 15 1922 W-1 23 No
  2002 15 The Nosepickers N/A 4 10 0 0.286 1669 16 2192 L-2 20 No
  2002 16 Cville Slayers Fred 3 11 0 0.214 1867 11 2131 W-1 20 No
II 2003 1 Canuck Jim 11 3 0 0.786 3103 1 2585 W-2 20 Yes
  2003 2 Sandstone Jason 11 3 0 0.786 2936 3 2508 W-3 20 Yes
  2003 3 Grasshoppers Jamie 8 6 0 0.571 2717 4 2634 W-6 20 Yes
  2003 4 Wolfpack Keith 9 5 0 0.643 2946 2 2588 W-2 19 Yes
  2003 5 blacula bums Graham 8 6 0 0.571 2645 6 2475 L-1 17 Yes
  2003 6 sbmurks Dan 7 7 0 0.5 2706 5 2693 L-1 18 Yes
  2003 7 Project Mayhem Shannon 7 7 0 0.5 2553 7 2681 L-2 20 Yes
  2003 8 Jedi_knights Jeremiah 8 6 0 0.571 2525 8 2496 L-5 20 Yes
  2003 9 Ryno N/A 6 8 0 0.429 2405 10 2589 L-3 20 No
  2003 10 SuperTroopers Sandeep 4 10 0 0.286 2489 9 2771 W-1 10 No
  2003 11 The Setups Corey 3 11 0 0.214 2385 11 2840 W-1 16 No
  2003 12 The Dead Lasts Scott 2 12 0 0.143 2336 12 2882 L-2 17 No
III 2004 1 Grasshoppers Jamie 9 5 0 0.643 2457.5 5 2398.75 L-3 19 1
  2004 2 seamroga N/A 8 6 0 0.571 2632 1 2344.75 W-1 13 1
  2004 3 The Mooninites James R. 7 7 0 0.5 2558.75 3 2470.75 L-1 20 1
  2004 4 sbmurks Dan 8 6 0 0.571 2584.25 2 2334.75 W-2 20 1
  2004 5 Blacula’s bums Graham 8 6 0 0.571 2486.5 4 2222.5 W-1 20 1
  2004 6 Project Mayhem Shannon 9 5 0 0.643 2409.5 6 2275.25 W-4 20 1
  2004 7 Globo Gym Cobras N/A 8 6 0 0.571 2213.25 10 2282.75 L-3 20 1
  2004 8 Champion Canuck Jim 7 7 0 0.5 2372.25 7 2440 L-2 20 1
  2004 9 The Naked Canadians James W. 6 8 0 0.429 2308.75 9 2315.5 W-1 20 0
  2004 10 ThatShittyTeam Scott 6 8 0 0.429 2188.25 11 2457.25 L-1 15 0
  2004 11 The Closers Corey 4 10 0 0.286 2328 8 2568.25 L-1 14 0
  2004 12 Sandstone Jason 4 10 0 0.286 2044.25 12 2472.75 W-2 14 0
IV 2005 1 D To The C’s N/A 6 7 0 0.462 2038.67 5 2131.49 W-2 8 1
  2005 2 Rebuilt Corey 8 5 0 0.615 2193.75 2 1811.84 L-3 15 1
  2005 3 This Team Sucks Scott 8 5 0 0.615 1994.74 7 1895.54 W-4 2 1
  2005 4 Wolfpack Keith 7 6 0 0.538 2014.55 6 1906.84 W-2 6 1
  2005 5 Canuck Jim 10 3 0 0.769 2481.56 1 1937.13 W-5 6 1
  2005 6 blacula’s bums Graham 6 7 0 0.462 2052.27 3 2025.77 L-1 10 1
  2005 7 Sandstone Jason 7 6 0 0.538 2049.1 4 2086.61 L-3 7 1
  2005 8 Knights Kris 7 6 0 0.538 1737.31 12 1785.12 W-2 20 1
  2005 9 Grasshoppers Jamie 6 7 0 0.462 1909.84 8 1901.31 L-3 16 0
  2005 10 sbmurks Dan 6 7 0 0.462 1893.44 9 1862.93 W-1 8 0
  2005 11 Project Mayhem Shannon 6 7 0 0.462 1854.72 10 2119.43 L-1 7 0
  2005 12 OCoileain Chris 6 7 0 0.462 1843.64 11 1994.08 L-5 8 0
  2005 13 Fuck Ups James R. 5 8 0 0.385 1731.95 13 1856.4 W-1 6 0
  2005 14 The Naked Canadians James W. 3 10 0 0.231 1449.41 14 1930.46 L-2 10 0
V 2006 1 blacula’s bums Graham 9 4 0 0.692 1724 2 1283 W-2 13 1
  2006 2 Naked Canadians James W. 11 2 0 0.846 1655 4 1237 W-3 3 1
  2006 3 Grasshoppers Jamie 9 4 0 0.692 1708 3 1409 L-1 9 1
  2006 4 Sandstone Jason 9 4 0 0.692 1374 8 1243 L-1 12 1
  2006 5 Project Mayhem Shannon 8 5 0 0.615 1336 10 1280 L-1 5 1
  2006 6 RagingRoids Scott 7 6 0 0.538 1339 9 1415 W-1 9 1
  2006 7 Sbmurks Dan 6 7 0 0.462 1379 7 1470 L-4 15 1
  2006 8 Canuck Jim 7 6 0 0.538 1750 1 1449 W-1 14 1
  2006 9 Tampa Terror Keith 5 8 0 0.385 1496 5 1473 W-1 14 0
  2006 10 Rush Em CLW Corey 5 8 0 0.385 1402 6 1501 L-2 14 0
  2006 11 The Demons Army James R. 5 8 0 0.385 1253 11 1597 W-4 4 0
  2006 12 Achiever Chris 4 9 0 0.308 1241 12 1517 L-4 6 0
  2006 13 Blue Crabs Denis 4 9 0 0.308 1185 13 1442 L-1 14 0
  2006 14 FTL Kris 2 11 0 0.154 1023 14 1549 W-1 16 0
VI 2007 1 Grasshoppers Jamie 9 4 0 0.692 1724 2 1448 L-1 14 1
  2007 2 Keith Keith 10 3 0 0.769 1441 7 1235 W-2 12 1
  2007 3 Knights Kris 8 5 0 0.615 1700 3 1436 W-3 10 1
  2007 4 pickers Gordon 8 5 0 0.615 1421 9 1412 W-1 4 1
  2007 5 Pally’s Blue Crabs Denis 8 5 0 0.615 1562 5 1500 L-1 12 1
  2007 6 Sandstone Jason 8 4 1 0.654 1648 4 1442 L-1 5 1
  2007 7 Canuck Jim 7 5 1 0.577 1726 1 1470 W-1 16 1
  2007 8 Champ Blacula’s Bums Graham 7 6 0 0.538 1548 6 1381 L-2 10 1
  2007 9 The Naked Canadians James W. 7 6 0 0.538 1425 8 1393 W-1 13 0
  2007 10 Vick’s Dawgs Scott 6 7 0 0.462 1372 10 1431 W-1 5 0
  2007 11 Project Mayhem Shannon 5 8 0 0.385 1164 12 1517 L-1 4 0
  2007 12 Achievers Chris 3 9 1 0.269 1336 11 1505 L-1 9 0
  2007 13 sbmurks Dan 2 11 0 0.154 1143 13 1550 W-1 7 0
  2007 14 Basements R Dark Corey 1 11 1 0.115 1078 14 1568 L-3 8 0
VII 2008 1 sbmurks Dan 8 5 0 0.615 1484 7 1380 W-1 24 1
  2008 2 Knights Kris 8 5 0 0.615 1497 5 1428 W-1 14 1
  2008 3 The Choke Artists Scott 9 4 0 0.692 1564 2 1374 L-1 17 1
  2008 4 Achievers Chris 10 2 1 0.808 1786 1 1368 T-1 11 1
  2008 5 The Change Train Corey 7 5 1 0.577 1511 4 1460 W-1 20 1
  2008 6 Grasshoppers Jamie 8 5 0 0.615 1452 10 1609 W-5 24 1
  2008 7 Project Mayhem Shannon 7 6 0 0.538 1493 6 1472 W-1 7 0
  2008 8 Canuck Jim 6 6 1 0.5 1562 3 1627 L-2 19 0
  2008 9 White Russians Keith 5 8 0 0.385 1469 9 1492 L-1 7 0
  2008 10 Sandstone Jason 3 9 1 0.269 1473 8 1559 T-1 4 0
  2008 11 pickers Gordon 3 10 0 0.231 1394 11 1501 L-1 8 0
  2008 12 The Naked Canadians James W. 2 11 0 0.154 1177 12 1592 L-2 5 0
VIII 2009 1 C’Ville Slayers Fred 6 7 0 0.462 1173 7 1293 W-1 14 1
  2009 2 The Choke Artists Scott 6 6 1 0.5 1130 9 1163 L-2 17 1
  2009 3 Naked Canadians James W. 7 6 0 0.538 1261 3 1192 L-1 16 1
  2009 4 Canuck Jim 8 5 0 0.615 1329 1 1089 W-3 23 1
  2009 5 sbmurks Dan 11 2 0 0.846 1182 6 1027 W-1 16 1
  2009 6 PICKERS Gordon 8 5 0 0.615 1148 8 1099 W-6 13 1
  2009 7 Blacula’s Bums Graham 11 1 1 0.885 1314 2 1079 W-4 12 1
  2009 8 Sandstone Jason 7 6 0 0.538 1241 5 1285 L-1 11 1
  2009 9 The Grid Corey 5 6 2 0.462 1116 10 1145 W-1 16 0
  2009 10 Knights Kris 6 7 0 0.462 1082 11 1109 L-1 19 0
  2009 11 Grasshoppa Jamie 5 8 0 0.385 1247 4 1229 L-1 14 0
  2009 12 Blue Crabs Denis 4 9 0 0.308 1049 12 1115 W-1 15 0
  2009 13 Project Mayhem Shannon 4 9 0 0.308 1016 13 1121 L-6 7 0
  2009 14 Wolf Keith 1 12 0 0.077 922 14 1264 L-9 8 0
IX 2010 1 Blacula’s Bums Graham 8 5 0 0.615 1187 4 1072 L-1 15 Yes
  2010 2 Blue Crabs Denis 6 6 1 0.5 1048 11 1074 L-1 22 Yes
  2010 3 C’Ville Slayers Fred 6 6 1 0.5 1269 2 1061 W-1 17 Yes
  2010 4 Wolf Keith 5 7 1 0.423 1014 13 1123 W-1 9 Yes
  2010 5 Canuck James B. 11 2 0 0.846 1456 1 1088 L-1 23 Yes
  2010 6 The Grid Corey 8 5 0 0.615 1207 3 1218 W-1 13 Yes
  2010 7 Naked Canadians James W. 8 4 1 0.654 1057 10 1151 W-1 13 Yes
  2010 8 Project Mayhem Shannon 7 6 0 0.538 1098 8 1018 L-2 11 Yes
  2010 9 Grasshoppers Jamie 5 8 0 0.385 1118 5 1195 L-1 18 No
  2010 10 sbmurks Dan 5 8 0 0.385 1110 6 1184 W-1 9 No
  2010 11 True2Blue Bobby 5 8 0 0.385 1102 7 1221 W-3 16 No
  2010 12 PICKERS Gordon 5 8 0 0.385 1093 9 1111 W-1 8 No
  2010 13 Blood Sweat & Beers Kris 5 8 0 0.385 1036 12 1155 L-1 10 No
  2010 14 The Choke Artists Scott 5 8 0 0.385 992 14 1116 L-1 13 No
X 2011 1 The Grid Corey 9 4 0 0.692 1319 2 1110 W-4 11 Yes
  2011 2 Blue Crabs Denis 7 6 0 0.538 1181 5 1234 L-1 20 Yes
  2011 3 H.I.1 Ken 8 5 0 0.615 1181 6 1161 W-2 30 Yes
  2011 4 C’Ville Slayers Fred 7 6 0 0.538 1081 11 1122 L-2 7 Yes
  2011 5 Blacula’s Bums Graham 9 4 0 0.692 1343 1 1196 W-1 18 Yes
  2011 6 Canuck James B. 8 5 0 0.615 1155 8 905 L-1 25 Yes
  2011 7 sbmurks Dan 7 6 0 0.538 1152 9 1050 L-4 11 Yes
  2011 8 Knights Kris 8 5 0 0.615 1256 3 1158 L-1 10 Yes
  2011 9 Naked Canadians James W. 6 7 0 0.462 1190 4 1222 W-1 11 No
  2011 10 Project Mayhem Shannon 5 8 0 0.385 1168 7 1274 L-1 17 No
  2011 11 PICKERS Gordon 5 8 0 0.385 1082 10 1133 W-1 7 No
  2011 12 Wolf Keith 5 8 0 0.385 1072 12 1139 W-2 9 No
  2011 13 The Choke Artists Scott 4 9 0 0.308 995 14 1262 L-2 6 No
  2011 14 Grasshoppers Jamie 3 10 0 0.231 1033 13 1242 W-1 17 No
XI 2012 1 Naked Canadians James W. 7 6 0 0.538 1137 6 1114 L-1 7 Yes
  2012 2 Knights Kris 9 3 1 0.731 1301 1 1177 W-2 5 Yes
  2012 3 Canuck James B. 9 4 0 0.692 1256 2 1067 L-1 14 Yes
  2012 4 Project Mayhem Shannon 7 6 0 0.538 1003 12 1033 W-2 23 Yes
  2012 5 24 Eh! Kyle 7 6 0 0.538 1090 9 991 L-2 27 Yes
  2012 6 Blue Crabs Denis 9 4 0 0.692 1167 4 1005 W-1 20 Yes
  2012 7 Blacula’s Bums Graham 6 7 0 0.462 1174 3 1099 L-1 12 No
  2012 8 Grasshoppers Jamie 6 7 0 0.462 1118 8 1092 W-1 11 No
  2012 9 Fighting Chichiwawas Tony 6 7 0 0.462 1148 5 1184 W-1 31 No
  2012 10 C’Ville Slayers Fred 6 6 1 0.5 1131 7 1143 W-1 10 No
  2012 11 sbmurks Dan 5 8 0 0.385 1017 10 1117 L-2 6 No
  2012 12 PICKERS Gordon 5 7 1 0.423 993 13 1145 T-1 12 No
  2012 13 The Grid Corey 4 7 2 0.385 1013 11 1108 T-1 5 No
  2012 14 The Choke Artists Scott 2 10 1 0.192 800 14 1073 L-3 12 No
XII 2013 1 Blue Crabs Denis 7 6 0 0.538 1221.12 3 1113.78 W-1 22 Yes
  2013 2 Project Mayhem Shannon 7 6 0 0.538 1200.94 5 1197.34 L-1 15 Yes
  2013 3 24 Eh! Kyle 9 4 0 0.692 1332.3 1 1162.76 L-1 17 Yes
  2013 4 Canuck James B. 8 5 0 0.615 1223 2 1163.46 W-2 31 Yes
  2013 5 Blacula’s Bums Graham 8 5 0 0.615 1170.86 8 1086.1 L-2 18 Yes
  2013 6 sbmurks Dan 7 6 0 0.538 1210.96 4 1123.42 L-3 9 Yes
  2013 7 Knights Kris 4 9 0 0.308 1084.76 11 1300.32 W-3 12 No
  2013 8 Fighting Chichiwawas Tony 7 6 0 0.538 1144.46 10 1169.2 W-1 29 No
  2013 9 Grasshoppers Jamie 7 6 0 0.538 1178.74 7 1239.78 L-1 18 No
  2013 10 PICKERS Gordon 6 7 0 0.462 1186.72 6 1136.82 L-4 27 No
  2013 11 Naked Canadians James W. 2 11 0 0.154 985.56 12 1140.06 W-1 6 No
  2013 12 Keith’s Team Keith 6 7 0 0.462 1169.44 9 1275.82 W-3 12 No

Disc Golf

IMAG0217
Ray Guerrero Park – Austin, TX
Towne Lake – Mckinney. TX
IMAG0385
Austin Ridge – Austin, TX
Bill Allen Park, The Colony, TX
12-Queenstown (50)
Queens Gardens, Queenstown, New Zealand